What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Still no good

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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share office space ...

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