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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:33

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...